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Standartinė sailor » 2008.01.18 15:50

Būtent, aš nieko neužsipuoliau ir nežadu užsipulti :)

O kad nuotaika pakiltų, dedu linksmą pasiskaitymą (kol kas originalo kalba, paskui nesuprantentiems esmę išversim ;) . Ir nesikabinėkit prie iliustracijų, nes jos atėjo kartu su šiuo tekstuku :$ )

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Paveikslėlis 1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Paveikslėlis 2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Paveikslėlis 3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Paveikslėlis 4. Rottweiler: Make me.

Paveikslėlis 5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Paveikslėlis 6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

Paveikslėlis 7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Paveikslėlis 8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Paveikslėlis 9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

Paveikslėlis 10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Paveikslėlis 11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."

Paveikslėlis 12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Paveikslėlis 13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Paveikslėlis 14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.


How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:
Paveikslėlis

"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"




ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!
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